Would any old rope do???????????????

Here in darkest blipland is a creature that appears to be breeding fast, it's called the heavily processed photographius, a creature that does not exist in nature, indeed it does not exist even in the camera.
To see this creature take one crap photograph (photographius bollockius), then buy some expensive software (moneyius oot yer poochius), spend the next few hours playing around with the image, and then bingo, you have given birth to said creature (pretentitious load o crapius).
Remember there is no escape, like Frankenstein the creature will grow and grow, untill eventually it wont look like anything at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!