Hidden In Plain Sight....

.....was a skill his wife had repeatedly told Derek he possessed, and that just when she needed him for a task or job, he'd vanish into thin air.

So seeing an advert in the local 'Dunnock Times', he entered a competition, 'Hidden In Plain Sight'. Avoid being spotted in a bush by a panel of judges for 1 minute, and you won you and your partner a luxurious weekend break away in a luxury holiday resort.

It was something his wife crowed about, so Derek was determined to win it 

The shrieks of joy coming from Derek's wife later on will tell you he won :-) although his ears might well disagree with you that it was worth it ;-)

Take care all :-)