I know what you're thinking.

This afternoon I spent nearly one hour trying to take a pic of some birds feeding in next door but one's garden. There were seagulls, magpies, collard doves, red kites and a host of other birds (I don't know what she had put down for them but it was certainly attracting a lot of attention)
Not ONE of the photos was clear enough to post so what you have here is a statue in her garden. I can just hear it say "Hmm, call yourself a photographer! I could do better"
On the plus side I did discover that I have a fish eye setting on my camera so I hope to make use of that soon.