Mummy, mummy, this lemonade tastes funny!

The title is based on a kind of running joke my brother and I used to have.

I don't know whether it actually came from one of these public health advert type things originally, but it was certainly a cartoon in Viz at one point. A spoof advert for a beautiful ornament - a porcelain doll with a bleach bottle, and that was its name. Somehow it tickled us when we were younger, probably because we knew it could have been a real issue in my day's garage where there were always bottles of who knew what lurking...

Anyway. The contents of my lemonade bottles certainly don't taste like lemonade, more like rhubarb vodka (left) and raspberry vodka (right). It is like nectar.