Morning

Morning, what are you doing?

Well I’ve just been to the recycling centre with the old microwave. Just going to give the car a bit of a clean now.

Can I help?

Possibly not a job for cats.

True, so I’ll just sit here on the mat and watch.

Good plan. Here’s a treat while you sit there.

Thanks, by the way your phone is reflected in my eye.

So it is, you don’t miss much.