Pirates of the ....

Canal ...... Or if you are from Birmingham you would say the cut .... Which I do.
This is clearly the real Black pearl from the films Pirates of the Caribbean !!
Warm day ... Loads of washing dried on the line which is good because the tumble dryer has packed up ... Mind you it has had a good innings and is rather ancient... And NO I don't care for any lectures on the pitfalls of tumble dryers because if I cared I would not own one now would I ;) it's amazing how many people have such an awful lot to say on the subject of white goods ... How boring is that !
Right so tonight I am in my bikini .... Velvet black eyes from next door is going to use me as a guinea pig for a new body wrap she is selling and she needs to practice wrapping some victim customer in cling film..... I have already prepped the first part and loofah doo'dahhh my thighs with some green stuff ...
Tomorrow I shall look like a husk.