The Bruce

His formal title is ‘The Bruce’ but his friends call him Bruce. He comes from Linlithgow and he is a reindeer.
 
Bruce got into a blip because of a story on ABC radio. I didn’t catch it all, but it seems that reindeer can eat and sleep at the same time. Something to do with being ruminants (chewing the cud). Well I guess all that chewing must get boring. They probably dread all those carrots.

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