Times are hard.

We are having to knit our own food, Here are some cakes. More savoury items may follow.

Why? No idea. I am looking forward to a knitted steak pie and perhaps a crocheted beef olive.. I suspect a plate of mince and mealie may beyond Mrs FP's yarn skills.

Tomorrow *shudder* the Christmas food shop. Waitrose in Stirling has been suggested. So if you come across an elderly bloke weeping helplessly in the bakery section over the purchase of a loaf of bread for £8, likely it will be me.