It ain't over until the fat lady sings

But sing she did.
I'm on holidays! The Out of Office message is on. It says that I'll be back on Monday 8th January. 
It also says that I'll monitor my email upon my return (it doesn't say that I'll reply to all emails - all you time wasters have been warned, youse can keep your useless free webinars and exciting commercial proposals to yourselves).