Selfie

Mushroom stole my new camera and took a selfie
I took the nut to school for an hour where they tortured me. They had the mad lady wot does the music classes and she forced us to do stupid dances. I hated that sort of thing, even as a small child it was demeaning.

The rest of the time we were in the library or playing Lego. Mr nut got to take a book home. He chose one about space buggies. Much more to his taste.