Enough!

Today is a day for trimming, strimming and pruning the old facial hirsuteness. It has been a long time since it has been tackled. I am fed up that small children point at me and shout 'Santa!' Who knows what items may be discovered on removing the beardy mass. I suspect many a vegetable strained from soups, perhaps a nesting pair of budgies that mysteriously went astray six months ago, and there is that bike frame that vanished without explanation.

Start the chain saw! Let deforrestation commence.