Present Perfection

What more could a girl want for her birthday than antique ceramic pengiuns, a a melamine plate with a badger in a jumper amd wrapping paper with willies cleverly disguised as musicians on it. I mean it couldn't have got any better unless an otter and his friend David Tennant sauntered through Chop Chop. And I realise that is a dream too far.
My Warped friends know me so well.