T. Tiger Contemplates a Reducing Plan
I found Tiny Tiger sitting on the kitchen table contemplating this tall, thin, white critter. As it turns out, the creature was featured on a calendar that's either on its way in or on its way out, given the new year. It is a short-tailed weasel, also known as an ermine; their coats are usually brown, but turn white in winter.
T. Tiger was a bit envious, if I must tell you the truth, to see another creature so svelte and so sparkling with whiteness. He thought about his own small, round, stripey orange and black body; and wondered if he should consider a reducing plan in the new year. What would he look like as a taller, thinner, whiter Tiger?
I don't THINK so, Tiny Tiger.
You are practically perfect exactly as you are!
Our soundtrack song is Meghan Trainor, with All About That Bass.
With all the right stripes in all the right places!
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