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My brother sent me this yesterday as I know someone who is going to attempt to translate it. It is an old German document from 1707.
Tried google translate but it didn't make sense.
Cafe today. I did 16 lunches including staff. Upstairs wasn't busy either.
Home and went to Costa where I promptly poured my latte over me. It was hot. Immediately came home and stripped off and everying in the washing machine. Hoping the coffee Staines come out.
CBS tonight and I am leading