The (Irish) Weather Channel

Channel 1: drizzle
Channel 2: sunny spell
Channel 3: rain
Channel 4: sun
Channel 5: overcast
Channel 6: heavy rain
Channel 7: bright and dry
Channel 8: dense cloud formations
Channel 9: thundery downpours
Channel 10: temporary down due to technical difficulties

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Wide screen, ultra high definition, hear each drop of rain in Dolby Surround, smell the salty wind on your face.
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Never settle for a channel.
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