Well balanced!

Penguin: What are you doing up there?
Robin: On the look out.
P: Looking out for what?
R: Food, and other robins.
P: I hope that you don’t do what most birds do on statues!
R: As if, and by the way, what are you doing up here. I thought you stayed near the South Pole!
P: I’m on holiday.
R: But it’s cold up here!
P: You think this is cold!!