Not A Million Miles From Humbie

Great drive home from work - blue sky with lots of broken cloud scudding across. Saw this sign at the bottom of our road - very precise distance to something that has been gone for many years. Liz & I started dieting today.
Only 1500 calories a day.
Good Housekeeping reckon we should lose 1/2 stone a month.
This is in preparation for our wedding in October, so we should loose 2 1/2 stone each!
I would weigh 10 1/2 stone by then, and my kilt will fall off.