Hawaii

On our Last Night of Brownie, we decided to go to a restaurant called "The Top of Waikiki" which is one of those revolving restaurants.  

I had never been to one before and to an inexperienced lad from Yorkshire it  felt very 1930's and classy but thank god the food wasn't too pricey.  

Not that this would have mattered because Brownie insisted on paying as was nearly my birthday.  If only she had mentioned this earlier I could have ordered two desserts.  

I asked Caro what she was thinking of getting me for my birthday but she wouldn't give anything away.  I suggested that she could maybe give me some sort of Erotic Delight.  

Since we were eating at the time, I mentioned that she might like to let me use her as my plate to eat my dinner off, like Japanese Virgins do for perverted Japanese Businessmen.  She didn't seem too receptive to the idea that I might slap a burger down on her in front of the telly one night though.  

Brownie on the other hand went into paroxysms of laughter at the idea of Caro shaving her pubes and using the "re-growth" to spear little cubes of cheese and pineapple.  For some reason, Caro didn't find this all that funny.

Unfortunately, Brownie's week in Waikiki passed way too quickly.  She left us, leaving a Brownie-Shaped-Hole in our lives.  It was probably for the best.  I think Caro was just about ready to beat her to death.