Double Bagger

Dear O'H dear, Lovely Tea Jenny and The Mini Princesses,

I went to see Mary Doll & Victor today. Mary Doll was in a slight tizzy as she was waiting for a call to talk her through setting up her new router so I took Murphy and Bella out.

When 2 dogs on leads decide to poo on opposite sides of the path AT EXACTLY THE SAME TIME, bagging up their deposits is not easy. I was convinced I was going to be wearing poo as Bella ran circles round me!

When I got back to the house, MD was VERY annoyed having received a text to reschedule her call to Monday as this didn’t suit.

Me: “Why can’t you speak to him on Monday?”

MD: “I have a hospital appointment”

Me (concerned): “Oh, why do you have a hospital appointment?”

MD: “TO SEE IF THEY CAN FIND A CERVIX.”

Me: “So that sounds like the worst game of hide and seek ever.”

Just another day on the set of You’ve Been Framed!

C