The Great Puddin'.....

As we know, Rabbie Burns was a man with his finger on the pulse, and 250 years later, his poems seem surprisingly modern.

After much research, I give you one of his lesser known works:


'Fair fa', your round, bright orange face,
Wi' wig of straw that's glued in place.
Aboon them a' ye have nae grace -
Well whit a scunner.
In this year's presidential race.
You're still front runner!

Though there are many think you ill-
equipped to be 'pon Cap'tol Hill
Some in the US love you still.
(What are they on?)
Here in GB we"ve had our fill
Of Day-Glo Don!'