Last night’s dream

We were letting off fireworks and found that it triggered lightning bolts.
I also discovered that shouting had the same effect.
Then my neighbour opened a door in our wall and criticised me for not having oak firewood.
Then her daughter came in and I said she can’t be here because we are letting off fireworks.
But she wouldn’t leave so I lit the firework (which I’d made from a dish of saltpetre) and the firework chased her around the yard.
And then she ran into an alcove and the ash from the firework changed into the shape of a nazi stormtrooper.
And I thought served your mum right for being judgmental about our firewood.