Volume I: Look Again

By alannahseyes

Delivered To Your Doorstep (Photo Provided)

But surely you don't mean this literally?
Driver: Call the Restaurant.
Restaurant: Call the Delivery Service.
Delivery Service: Press 2 to report a problem.
2: use our App to send a message
App: What was wrong with your meal? We may request a photo. We will reply in around 2 to 3 days.
Me: My floor is not clean enough to eat off (Sorry Mum).

I need a shot of Josephine Baker

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