When I bought these boots in a charity shop exactly 52 weeks ago the left boot was missing a pearly dome of bling, which is why I rotated it for its blip debut. But walking up the hill from Lewisham to my mum's house this morning I spotted a pearly stud earring lying in the dirt at the side of the road. No matter how nicely my mum may have brought me up not to pick up dirty things in the street I wasn't letting this pass, and here it is making the right boot a tiny bit envious.