I couldn’t do this if I tried

I went to U3A craft group this afternoon. I’m always at the end of the queue when I go to collect my refreshments. One of the ladies makes and serves up the drinks, so we just collect them off the counter. I picked up the last one there and went back to my seat. It wasn’t until I’d taken a drink and put it down did I read what it said!!! 

It is my birthday today and no one at the meeting was aware. I wonder what the odds were of me getting this mug. The ladies sang happy birthday to me. They are so friendly