YES CHEF!

Day off - gardened, washed car, read the paper.

Surreal moment at 20.15 making dinner - home cinema system sends the TV audio through to the kitchen, so there was me getting my steak and chips ready, whilst the Masterchef (a guilty pleasure) chef was barking "WHERE'S MY POTATO... IS IT READY????" etc.

Brought a bead of sweat to the forehead...