Winging it.....

In our pharmacy, we sell very expensive (but very lovely) face creams. Today, I overheard a customer discussing the 'wrinkle reducer' with a sales assistant, asking if it actually worked.

The assistant told her that she didn't use the cream, but the manager (me) did....and I was summoned for a chat.

As per, I was possibly a bit too frivolous, and said, 'Look at me - you'd never know I was actually 75, would you?'.... but instead of laughing, the customer frowned.

'Well,' she said, 'I suppose not,'........

Bloody cheek! I don't look a day over 35, 40, 48!!