Day Dreaming

My day included:
drinking more fluids than I thought possible;
mixing my infamous "poor man's Gatorade";
consuming said beverage;
listening to hours of "vocal impressions";
NOT pummeling the performer with oranges;
getting paid;
learning new slang;
impressing customers with my orange-weight-estimation skills;
wanting to write again;
witnessing a will;
rationing water bottles;
choosing safety over speed;
weaving though a parking lot;
getting scared witless as three different people snuck up on me seperatly;
and
showing off.

It was a strange day.