Sweetie

A bit like pooing on a stick and getting your tits squeezed, the five (ot three, or annual) yearly stick a brush up your insides and scrape some cells out* check is one that can't be described as pleasant but is very very worth putting up with.

I had a lovely nurse doing my screening today who made me laugh out loud at the end by telling me I'd been 'very good' and giving me a sweetie. Results in two weeks and back in five years.

*If you're a man you will only have heard about this experience. Possibly in full detail, possibly not.