Cars or pedestrians

Cars: have tan leather seats
Pedestrians: have peachy soft skin
Cars: with optional tainted windows
Pedestrians: with optional mirror Ray-bans
Cars: with electric sun roof
Pedestrians: with early bald patch
Cars: with a lot of mileage
Pedestrians: with a lot of baggage
Cars: park
Pedestrians: loiter
Cars: tax
Pedestrians: pay as you earn
Cars: pollute
Pedestrians: contaminate
Cars: collide
Pedestrians: copulate
Cars: roofless
Pedestrians: topless
Cars: road rage
Pedestrians: ruthless
Cars: nothing without a pedestrian inserted in them
Pedestrians: motorists transiting on foot
Cars: good
Pedestrians: bad
No, the other way round.
No, the other way round
No, the other way round


Get on your bikes