Complete

My outfit is complete.

My outfit does not include the bag in the photo, which is perfect to go with the delightful sequinned affair my friend bought when I got my red stilettos. Don’t worry: I do have something to dance round: a dreadful red creation I found for half price in Primark.

I also got some jewellery; if I wasn’t allergic to nickel, I could’ve got some better, cheaper earrings, but I am, so I couldn’t. Amazingly, I found the perfect bangles that I can force over my apparently massive hands. Bangles are so tiny now; are women supposed to have hands the size of peas?