The Headless Waiter

Me and Mrs Smith were in a very good but full-on meeting all morning so we decided we deserved refueling before picking up the kids. Bangers and Mash for me, steak sarnie for her please.

Then it was off to pick up the very tired twins after the emotions of the last day of term.

The eldest on the other hand has filled her time by swimming in her underwear in the river.

They are now having their tea. After that me and Ruby are building a tent in the living room and watching Glastonbury all weekend. It will be as if we are there but with better sleeping, eating and toilet based facilities. I might have a dump behind the book case though for the sake of authenticity.