Lying eyes....

Today, I was shocked and horrified to read that Kate, Princess of Wales, digitally fiddled aboot with a photo of her and the weans. Apparently, George's hand, and a piece of Charlotte's cardi, weren't quite 'right' and the Great British Public are all utterly appalled by such wicked deception.

Personally, I'll never trust the Royal family ever again. And if I suspect that any of you lot have been mucking around on Snapseed, I'm reporting you to the Blip Polis immediately!!!

In the meantime, I thought it was time I posted a selfie.....