Baleful burglar

This weekend is the start of Moffat Gala week. Amongst all the goings on is a scarecrow contest. This one caught my eye and made me smile!
There was a concerted attempt by some of my friends to hi-jack me ,stick some broom handles through my jacket and hoist me up on a lamp post, in the hope of 1st prize!
But I saw it coming and managed a quick body swerve in the nick of time!