After he was brutally murdered by robo the robot,
Mr nut bought a Lego robot at the supermarket. He's convinced it's a transformer though it doesn't really transform into anything. I was dubious but it was cheaper than actual Lego (which seems to be made out of 22carat gold) and it turns out its NOT Lego, so bits don't drop off all the time and my son doesn't get more and more distressed at my blatant refusal to look at instructions after his father has constructed it, instead putting blocks anywhere until it transforms into a crumbling mutant. It's just an action figure you assemble yourself to give you that smug feeling of good-parenting-joint-activities.
Robo did, apparently, kill elmo, so elmo needed to try on some Blythe glasses and have a cup of tea while the nut put welly boots on the Blythe, before the nut went off with the robot to kill some other stuff.
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