Crash, bang - not me!

Thanks for the comments, stars and hearts for yesterday’s sunset.

This sort of thing is not uncommon in this retirement town: a car either not stopping or one put in drive instead of reverse. I wonder how fast you’d have to go to do this type of damage. I’m surprised that the pillar hasn’t collapsed.
Ahh…the little joys of living in a town with people who have no business behind a wheel. Too bad it’s not officially Silly Saturday!
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Two old friends met by chance on the street. After chatting for a while, one said, “I’m terribly sorry, I’ve forgotten your name. You’ll have to remind me.”
The other stared at him thoughtfully for some time then replied, “How soon do you have to know?”