The great roast off

We’ve been having a roast off on our family WhatsApp chat today. We’ve come to the conclusion that the perfect roast is as follows:

Me: Roast Potatoes and Yorkshire Puddings (I make mine from scratch and they are good!)
Sister: Mash and Roast Parsnips
Cousin: Meat
Brother: Cauliflower cheese
Aunt: Pigs in blankets.

We just need to gather from the various parts of the country to make this!