Back To The Briar

My Dear Princess and Dear Fellow,

"WHAT HAPPENED ON MAFS LAST NIGHT????"

I think I've broken Briar. She is obsessed with "Married At First Sight Australia" now.

She and I had a fun day together in the office with Luke. He and I engaged in our usual homoerotic flirting. For example, he asked if I was a "key" or a "lock". 

It keeps us amused.

Meanwhile, Caro was back at the funeral home, hanging out with Alfie the dog. She turned her back on him at one point, only for his mum to point out that he was doing "his penguin". 

It is very cute, I'm sure you'll agree.

S.