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Naked Salmon? Now this open up a lot of questions... First off Medium Fat? is that like moderately obese salmon? I never seen a National Geographic with clothed salmon - is there a conspiracy about this? Does a salmon when it realizes it has been "hooked" go "I better get naked now?" Do they have to wear uniforms in a school of fish? Since they swim all the time do they wear swimsuits? Are they more advanced then most American cities where female salmon go topless? I mean when you go to the beach, do you really want to see an older middle aged male with a hairy beer belly and sagging um...   upper chest?

Your welcome for that visual