Boxing match

When Fintan learned through his neighbour John that the central aisle in the aul Aldi was full of clear plastic storage boxes, he rushed there in his Opel Corsa, not forgetting to take with him his trusted measuring tape. 
Tis to store all the aul shite cluttering his work bench in the tool shed. He needs a storage box big enough to fit under the bench so that he can dump all the shite into a box under the work bench. 
That will give Maureen one less reason to call round to his tool shed once a week to ask when he intends to tidy the mess on his work bench. 
He loves his tool shed. It is far enough down the back garden to be out of Maureen's shrill voice's reach. 
His tool shed is his oasis. To be precise, his tool shed and the central aisle in Aldi are his two oases.