Arkansas.

On our way to Michigan - made it to Memphis. Meaning we had to pass through Arkansas. Many lovely people have come from Arkansas. A former President. But your state is creepy. Just creepy. Everybody looks like they're up to something. There are buildings falling down everywhere. Long, haunted stretches of woods that go on for hundreds of miles. The guy at the gas station called me a yankee. I just can't with you. It's not you, it's me.