Be Kind To Your Bum

My Dear Princess and Dear Fellow,

The slow cooker saga continues.

I have been cooking meat. A LOT of meat. I mean this is what slow cookers do, right? They cook meat for so long you can practically drink it. Caro is all about this.

But her bum is not. Her bum is now in open rebellion.

There has been talk of foul farts and revolting poos. 

I mean. I get it too. But Caro has been STARTLED by the sheer noxiousness of her normally well-behaved bowels.

So tonight we took a break from the slow cooker. I air-fryed a piece of salmon and she had it with veggies. 

"Bum-friendly!" I said as I pass her the plate.

"My bum thanks you," she said. 

You're welcome, bum.

S.