Off the rails.

"So, your ticket will be £2 14/-, or would you prefer an Advance, peak, super off peak, anytime, digital e ticket, days not with a 'y' in them, or tickets for trains when the driver's cat is called Onthalyne."
Definitely a case of things being simpler in the old days. 
This was an enlarged old photo which had been cleverly placed on part of a wall of a heritage railway carriage. The chair, shelf, door, etc are real.