354 Days

Now Sproutling,
can I please inform you dear son,
that dinner is cooking,
so there is no need to go outside
and pick up a dead slug and proceed to eat it after inspecting it....
I promise you,
what is cooking is a damn site more tasty then a salted dead slug!!

This photo taken after said incident obvs,
and quite clearly he doesn't agree,
preferring to wear his tea,
as a hat, before decorating the wall with it!