If tomato plants could talk

they would say

“Jean, we don’t understand. Yesterday was scorchio. We grew at least an inch”

“But today, it’s grey and overcast. Chilly and drizzly”.

“What place is this, that you have brought us to”. “We came into this world in the vast, heated, environs of LidlLandia and we would like to go back there”.

My reply is “I’m truly sorry Ailsa Craig, Shirley, Gardeners Delight and Tumbler, but this is your reality now. Welcome to the land of the Never Never Barbeque also known as Always-Pack-A-Mack Even in August”.

“Sorry lads”


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Madness, this weather