Blimey Jeffrey, would you look at that!

Look at what?

That woman down there in a t-shirt and flipflops. Everyone else is dressed as though they're about to ascend the North face of the Eiger, but she looks like she's off to Monaco for the day!

Aah....she's a blipper. They're a hardy bunch. No thermal knickers for that lot!

Oh right, a blipper. She'll be looking for puffins then, silly fool. Quite frankly, I blame Gallusboy.

Most people do. But why?

Well every year he posts beautiful photos of puffins he's allegedly seen up here on the cliffs, but as any fool knows, there are no puffins in this part of the coast!

So how come he manages to find them then?

He doesn't. He brings a blow up puffin to the cliffs and snaps that. Your average blipper is too drunk to notice that all his photos are identical.

Disgraceful. Anyway, flipflop woman is screeching something. Can you make out what it is?

Well it sounds very much like 'where are all the lovely puffins?'

Wouldn't she be better off shouting 'where are all the lovely shags?'

Mmmm. And that's exactly how she got arrested last time......