Me: What are you looking so worried about...?

Cucumber: I've just realised I'm a cucumber and I'm going to be chopped up and eaten!

Me: Well, I can only apologise but there's not much else I can do with you...

Cucumber: If you do don't mind me saying you don't look very happy either...

Me: I'm not - I'm an idiot - I thought I'd put a 'be back sometime' note on my Blip journal so that fellow Blippers knew I was fine, but I didn't. And now I'm feeling guilty...! 

Cucumber: Sorry, you've lost me, I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about - I think you need to remember I'm a cucumber. Don't you have a human you can talk to...?

You might as well chop me up now...