I like lizards

I’m an American. I’m not from Florida. I don’t frequently see lizards so when I’m traveling and see one I enjoy it, typically to the confusion of locals who just find them annoying.

The next opening for my show will be Sunday.

:-)

I’m in the airport which means I finished packing today which means I lost something. I don’t understand how I could have something in my hand, use it, not leave the room, and it can disappear from this plane of existence.

Reality is weird.