If I were a rich man

When I win the lottery, this is where I am going to live. I am not sure how the current incumbents will feel about that...but hay ho....

You know when you've a pal that's made a lifestyle choice that's rather different from your own. And they insist in trying to tell you all about it....and it's of no interest to you and it's rather dull...but you're too polite to tell them to shut the feck up...

Anyway....