It has come to this...

This adventure down in the valley at the end of the day started out with civil war (actually more like revolutionary war, but hey, we aren't History majors). Then we had a few duels - back-to-back, 10 paces, one shot. Then the duels turned into firing until someone yelled uncle. Now we have the game dubbed 'Boondock Saints' - because it is the only movie to ever feature two guns. Guess who is winning here??