A board game: after climate change

Evan: It’s a board game called “School Adventure.” It’s my school, but a hundred years from now, when climate change has come, and the school is covered in kudzu. Where there used to be classrooms, there’s mold, spiders, and cockroaches. The trees are full of scorpions, and where the office of the principal was, there’s a plant monster now. You spin the color wheel to find out what room you’re in, and then you draw a card to see what your powers are. Like a shoe for a spider, diatomaceous earth for the scorpions, bleach for the mold, and so on. If you lose your power, you can go to the Safe Room and eat something to get stronger. When you’ve been to all the rooms in the game, you get to escape to the park.